My Last Normal Month

It sucks that I can't be stupid soon 😔

See You Later, Not Goodbye

April had Canada, Utah, prom, junk jobs, and Behemoth being Behemoth.🙄

Gourgeoureus (or however you spell the word) -March newsletter)

I’m deleting life to focus on Instagram 👍

February newsletter

WE ARE SO BACK

The most "Michael" way possible to start 2026.

The Year That Changed Me

How this year somehow changed everything

McDonalds, I'm open to sponsors... 🙏- November's newsletter

Snow, missions, truck problems, and McDonald’s ❤️

Business Trips, Buried Treasure, and a Whole Lotta Junk

October was wild. We worked, we traveled, we found gold. Literally.

From Hitting a Buck to Hitting $8K

July/August-Cockroaches, Creatine, and turning 30-Kinda

What Mike Tyson Taught Me (No, Seriously) -June's Newsletter

Big lessons, bigger memories—and a junk business that might just work.

What Happens When Nothing Happens?

Real life. Real lessons. Real scrambled eggs gone wrong. -May's newsletter